Brewstew – College


Alright, now for most people
their college days make up the best part of their lives Everybody’s out partying and getting drunk “I partied so hard in college
I shat Jose Cuervo for a month and I got hepatitis!” And that’s all good and great,
but I personally didn’t get that experience Because I did a little thing,
called ‘Commuting To College’ And boy, is that a whole different experience! You’re sitting there in class with a bunch
of assholes that just rolled out of bed, all hungover “Bro, are you going
to the Wicked Parties tonight, bro?” “Ah, bro, I’m working six hours at Pizzas
is what I’m doing tonight, bro!” I didn’t get to stay in a sweet dorm room, no! I stayed in a duplex
that was haunted as hell, that’s where I stayed I didn’t get to walk to class
in sweat pants like this asshole over here Hell, I didn’t even have a car of my own I had to get dropped off by my sister
like a goddamn little kid on the first day of school “Here’s your stop, loser!
Have fun not getting laid!” Do you know how hard it is to coordinate
rides to school with my screwed up class schedule? “Aight, you can pick me up
in an hour, right? Okay, cool!” “How about 8 hours later,
can you take me to English class?” “I know it’s 9 o’clock at night,
that’s not inconvenient, is it?” Well, that’s not gonna work in the long run! So I did what anybody would do,
I took out a student loan and I bought a car “Uh.. you know you have to pay this back, right?” “Oh no, I don’t have to pay this back!
Future me has to pay this back!” “And I could give two fucks about future me!” Now, I went to school for computer engineering
at my local university And I know what you’re thinking: “Computer engineering? Boy, you must’ve fucked up royally
if you ass is drawing stick figures for a living!” And boy, did I ever! You see, I didn’t know what to do after high school And when I was growing up,
it was just implied that I would go to college “Okay, first you go to college, then you get your degree,
then you find a job and then you work for 30 years!” “And then, if you’re lucky, you get to die!” So when I got out of high school, I thought:
“Ah, fuck it! How about computer engineering?” “That sounds like something I could do!” “Even though I have no background experience
or even any general interest whatsoever!” “It’s just a decision that’s gonna affect
the rest of my life, what’s the big deal!” My first college class
that I attended was a calculus class And it was taught by a professor
that was not from the United States I know he wasn’t from the United States Because he had an accent
that I’ve never heard of before in my life! “Where the hell is this guy from? France?
Pakistan? Fuckin’.. Planet Alpha Beta 17?!” “Where the hell is this guy from?!” So this guy would be up there,
trying to teach everybody calculus And nobody could understand
what the hell he was saying Because he’s got this
strange-ass intergalactic accent! And not only that,
but he would whisper on top of it! He’d be whispering there like: “Psstt..derivatives deee-daa..deee
dukap, durky-durky doo..” “Derivatives.. durky-durky doo!” I’m sitting all the way in the back
of the classroom, like: “Boy, I’m gonna be
a shitty engineer if this keeps up!” “Uhm, excuse me! We’re all just wondering
what the hell are you saying up there!” “Future me is already paying for a car” “I’m sure he doesn’t want to pay you..” “To whisper a bunch of math secrets
in some made up fuckin’ fairytale dialect!” So needless to say,
I struggled quite a bit in that class! But it was a goddamn cakewalk,
compared to my first programming class! Now, what do I know about programming Well, I know how to program a microwave
to make some bomb-ass Hot Pockets, and that’s about it! But how hard can it be? I’ve seen movies, I can wear glasses and type
really fast on the computer, that’s half the battle! Now, it’s worth mentioning,
that my professor of this class was an old man Who, apparently, has been programming computers
since they were the size of a fuckin’ Kmart! Now, he definitely knew what he was talking about But just because you know what you’re talking about
doesn’t mean your ass is a good teacher! He would fly through the lessons at a record pace Everybody’s scratching their head like: “What the hell is this guy talking about?!
What page are we on?!” “Is this the right book?
I can’t feel my fuckin’ face!” Everybody’s baffled in the class,
except for, like, 3 geniuses up front “Uh, I see what he’s doing, do you guys wanna
start a billion dollar business in my garage?” “Yeah, that sounds swell!” Not only did this professor talk fast.. But he would also say the word ‘Alright’
before and after, like, every goddamn sentence! “Alright, everybody get out a piece
of paper and get ready to write, alright?” “Alright, we got Boolean operators, alright?” “Alright, now true/false statement, right?
Alright, that’s alright, alright?” “My fuckin’ head’s gonna explode!” After a while, that’s all I could
hear was the word alright I wasn’t learning a goddamn thing! Everything on the board was alright Everything on my test was Everything on my test was Alright Everything on my test was Alright Alright Everything on my test was Alright Alright Alright! I start lookin’ around me and everybody’s
dropping out of his class left and right (All right!) “Well, what the hell is my dumb
microwave-programming ass still doing here?” The hell am I gonna do?
Make a fuckin’ better PayPal? I don’t think so! So needless to say, my first
year of college didn’t go right “Alright, that’s alright!” I failed both of these classes
with flying colors and I lose all my scholarships So the next school year comes around
and I go to a little thing, called ‘Community College” And let me tell you something about Community College It is different! There’s all sorts of people
in community college class There’s like, a homeless guy in there Some chick breastfeeding a baby in the back “Uhm.. Anybody going
to the Wicked Parties tonight?” “BITCH I GOT KIDS TO TAKE CARE OF!” So now I’m a man amongst his peers! I did a lot better in Community College Not to mention, I also
switched my major to Web Design Because HTML is a hell of a lot easier
to learn than this happy horseshit Couple years later
I got my little bullshit Web Design degree And I haven’t made a website since! But you know what, it wasn’t a complete waste of time Because when I was in school,
I took a class on Adobe Flash And you know what you can do on Adobe Flash? That’s right, make shitty stick figures!
So we’ve come full circle! So here’s to you, Community College:
You made me the man that I am today! https://brewstew.com Thanks for watching, everybody! And special thanks to all my Patreon supporters!
[https://patreon.com/brewstew] We just started a Brewstew Discord server
for all the patreons that contribute every month So if you want to chit-chat with me and Brewer
and probably, Cody and Stephen We can talk about old wrestlers
or whose dad can beat up whose Cody might be drunk half the time, so.. If he only wants to talk about Limp Bizkit,
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100 thoughts on “Brewstew – College

  • September 4, 2019 at 9:13 pm
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    Did we have the same calc professor?

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  • September 4, 2019 at 10:09 pm
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    Which is harder?
    middle school, high school, or college?

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  • September 4, 2019 at 10:12 pm
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    My school experience is currently awful! The school is so huge that the gym is in another state and there would be fights, immaturity, cussing, the whole nine yards! It all started with a person's private parts being called sh#$! There would be people who just got out of bed, fricking exhausted. Heck! I almost passed out in Spanish class due to the 110+° weather from PE. I would stay up all night being like, "Oh no. Not again. The voices in my head are arguing while my imaginary friend walked out somewhere." There would be kids switching classes left and right. I even got pickpocketed one time.

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  • September 5, 2019 at 12:37 pm
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    Æłłrįgh,

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  • September 5, 2019 at 7:06 pm
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    Did you use the money from the video

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  • September 5, 2019 at 10:41 pm
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    Lmao i swear everybody does fucking computer engineering

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  • September 6, 2019 at 9:28 pm
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    10 likes and I post another Japanese symbol で

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  • September 7, 2019 at 7:29 am
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    4:39
    Indonesian

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  • September 7, 2019 at 2:03 pm
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    Oh good job community college you gave the world this mess good job alright I gonna unsubscribe now I am just kidding pls don’t send you’re haunted duplex goat after me pls

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  • September 8, 2019 at 1:21 am
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    Thanks for uploading this on my birthday. I don’t feel like a screw up anymore thinking I can do computer science

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  • September 8, 2019 at 12:36 pm
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    Yeah I love this show I mean I'm 11 but this show is fucking hailirous

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  • September 10, 2019 at 12:31 am
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    "Have fun not getting laid"

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  • September 10, 2019 at 6:35 pm
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    “If your luck you get to die”😂😹😂😂😂😹😹😂😹😂😂😂😂

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  • September 11, 2019 at 2:50 am
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    4:38 why is it in Indonesian

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  • September 11, 2019 at 5:49 am
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    U always say alright in the beginning of every video. Like matthew mcconghian use to say Alright Alright Alright.

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  • September 11, 2019 at 11:31 pm
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    Alright! My Science Teacher would also say alright so much it got me so annoyed and then the year after that a get a math teacher with the same accent and he would always say ALRIGHT

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  • September 12, 2019 at 1:16 am
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    My name is Anatoly dyatlov and welcome to jack ass.

    starts to rase the power

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  • September 12, 2019 at 9:58 pm
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    Trade school would be better. It's cheaper, and it teaches you a trade you can apply in an actual job so you don't draw somewhat humanoid stick figures. I plan on going to a trade school, because 4 year colleges are useless in terms of job skills… Plus, I go to the Washington County Career and Technical Education Center (WCCTEC)™, so that helps a bit… Yes, I did just find an excuse to use the trademark logo.

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  • September 12, 2019 at 11:44 pm
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    ㅗㄷㅣㅣㄷ

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  • September 13, 2019 at 5:18 pm
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    BrewStew: posts a video
    Me: Alright. Here we go again.

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  • September 15, 2019 at 1:17 pm
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    Man ur programming teacher made you say alright every beggining of every fucking video

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  • September 15, 2019 at 3:10 pm
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    Adobe flash is shutting down tho

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  • September 15, 2019 at 5:06 pm
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    Adobe Flash = Shitty Stick Figures

    Adobe Premiere = World's Shittiest Edits

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  • September 17, 2019 at 9:13 pm
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    It won't let me join the discord

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  • September 18, 2019 at 7:56 am
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    hurkeyderkydoo

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  • September 18, 2019 at 6:09 pm
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    u also say alright a bunch though

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  • September 19, 2019 at 2:32 am
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    What’s his discord

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  • September 19, 2019 at 2:34 am
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    I love this channel always makes me laugh

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:38 pm
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    Alright….

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:43 pm
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    4:27

    Lady sounds like my black friend.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 2:09 am
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    Hey is this dude on Life invader

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  • September 21, 2019 at 3:19 am
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    (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ ALRIGHT

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  • September 21, 2019 at 5:19 pm
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    4:39 is hilarious because I understand it.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 9:51 pm
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    Pokémon

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  • September 22, 2019 at 6:21 am
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    a l r i g h t

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  • September 22, 2019 at 10:48 am
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    Alright you learned adobe flash alright you tyler alright

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  • September 22, 2019 at 9:37 pm
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    Hurky durky doodles

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  • September 23, 2019 at 9:15 am
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    I think I know why you always say “Alright!” starting EVERY video…

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  • September 23, 2019 at 3:35 pm
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    "BITCH, i got kids to feed!"

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  • September 24, 2019 at 11:44 pm
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    Even tho he starts every vid with alright

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  • September 25, 2019 at 1:18 pm
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    Alright

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  • September 25, 2019 at 2:41 pm
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    Hey Brewstew can you do a high school video

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  • September 25, 2019 at 8:01 pm
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    Go raid area 51

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  • September 27, 2019 at 10:54 pm
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    baltic

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  • September 28, 2019 at 2:00 am
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    Have you ever noticed that he always says “alright” at the beginning of his videos

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  • September 28, 2019 at 12:30 pm
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    Is this why he starts every video with ALRIGHT

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  • September 28, 2019 at 5:26 pm
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    Why did this show up while I’m waiting for a college tour?

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  • September 29, 2019 at 12:02 am
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    The alright teach is were he got his intro from

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  • September 29, 2019 at 12:31 am
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    Herky derky doo

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  • September 29, 2019 at 4:57 am
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    never saw myself as a college person, even though my friends, lady friend and parents shoved in my head that i was suppose to go to college. I went to community instead but was treated like a 2nd class citizen and immediately withdrew. I work in demolition and retail, 7 days a week all 8 hour shifts usually which averages 56 hours a week. I got my own truck an f150 and bought my mom a dodge durango instead of her saturn that was gonna break soon. honestly if anyone doesnt have any sense of what they want to do in their career i would suggest doing an apprenticeship for construction. The most i made was 36/hr and that was in my junior year in high school. So im not doing to bad fresh outta high school (i graduated back in june) People nowadays dont know shit about tools or fixing anything, so jobs like this would be outsourced anytime soon.

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  • September 29, 2019 at 2:33 pm
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    Brewstew: annoyed by teacher because he says alright all the time

    Also brewstew: alright at every single start of a video

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  • September 30, 2019 at 12:51 pm
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    1:15 i mean never thought that

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  • October 1, 2019 at 1:31 am
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    When the code he used was to create a shape

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  • October 2, 2019 at 4:22 am
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    He says the teacher keeps saying alright but Tyler says alright every video in the beginning

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  • October 4, 2019 at 11:58 am
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    alright that's alright, alright?

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  • October 5, 2019 at 4:56 pm
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    We had a teacher who says ok a lot we had a 1 hour and 30 minute lesson she said it 148 times and it was an exam also

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  • October 7, 2019 at 3:39 pm
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    I find this hilarious but im also TRIGGERED like hell

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  • October 8, 2019 at 3:03 am
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    You say alright before almost every video

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  • October 8, 2019 at 3:56 pm
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    Yeah, I'm currently in the proces of fucking up sinology in college
    No idea what to do with my life if I don't manage to pull my shit togeter and get through it

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  • October 9, 2019 at 8:07 am
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    Alright, we are alright, alright?

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  • October 9, 2019 at 3:33 pm
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    In this video I love how he says one of his teachers says alright after and before every sentence when he says alright at the start of most his videos 🤣

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  • October 10, 2019 at 10:34 pm
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    You could be a comedian

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  • October 12, 2019 at 1:10 am
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    3:30 that didn't age well

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  • October 12, 2019 at 4:23 pm
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    But if your REALLY lucky you get to die early

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  • October 12, 2019 at 6:55 pm
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    your "6" on the clock is wrong 😉

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  • October 12, 2019 at 8:46 pm
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    I think the alright thing has worn off a bit on brewstew listen to the start of most of his videos

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  • October 13, 2019 at 12:49 am
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    Thanks for all the laughs man

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  • October 13, 2019 at 3:05 pm
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    "And if you're lucky, you can die!"

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  • October 13, 2019 at 8:50 pm
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    is his use of "ALRIGHT" on every video intro a trauma from college?

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  • October 13, 2019 at 9:38 pm
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    You say alright in almost all the videos

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  • October 14, 2019 at 12:43 am
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    It's that why you alright in your videos

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  • October 14, 2019 at 6:29 am
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    If you get lucky” wait hold up

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  • October 14, 2019 at 2:10 pm
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    This is on point af

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  • October 14, 2019 at 7:51 pm
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    print("f")
    while(True);
    print("u")
    #thats python also no f in idea if it
    #works

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  • October 14, 2019 at 8:34 pm
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    My 7th grade teacher always says I'm after everything

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  • October 14, 2019 at 9:39 pm
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    Alright

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  • October 14, 2019 at 9:44 pm
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    me in pakistan

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  • October 14, 2019 at 10:17 pm
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    You suck ass

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  • October 14, 2019 at 10:21 pm
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    Me to 2:46

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  • October 14, 2019 at 10:52 pm
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    Let me guess you went to Toledo then Owens?

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  • October 15, 2019 at 12:58 am
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    Nice vid bro

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  • October 15, 2019 at 1:01 am
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    alright alright alright test alright

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  • October 15, 2019 at 1:28 am
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    B, I got kids to take care of. 😂

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  • October 15, 2019 at 2:25 am
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    1:07 me everyday at school when I get homework 👻

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  • October 15, 2019 at 7:35 am
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    Derivatives kerky derky dew

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  • October 15, 2019 at 2:12 pm
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    Everybody is dropping out of this class left and right alright?

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  • October 15, 2019 at 5:23 pm
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    I have a teacher exactly like that he says alright so much

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  • October 16, 2019 at 12:04 am
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    Me when I get tons of homework
    1:10

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  • October 16, 2019 at 12:58 am
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    U need to get to 1mil

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  • October 16, 2019 at 2:11 am
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    2:02 Pakistan here😂💯👋

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  • October 16, 2019 at 2:46 am
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    Students can be lawers&doctors when students go to college

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  • October 16, 2019 at 10:10 am
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    3:14 his eyes are like nostrils

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  • October 16, 2019 at 10:14 am
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    My teacher allows says go for it go for it

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  • October 17, 2019 at 1:38 pm
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    Dutlniv

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  • October 17, 2019 at 9:04 pm
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    COOL VID

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  • October 18, 2019 at 2:29 am
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    Aah that’s why he says alright at the start of the video

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  • October 18, 2019 at 3:16 am
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    Lez go almost a mil

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  • October 18, 2019 at 11:46 am
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    Is that the reason why you always say all right when you start a video

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  • October 18, 2019 at 11:14 pm
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    Says the guy who says alright in every friken video

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  • October 19, 2019 at 5:55 am
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    Look.Use the edit icon to pin, add or delete clips.

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