EXTREME Cactus Attack!


– [Camera man] Go go go go go! – Yes, yes yes stay
here, stay here. – [Mark] Dude, just
saw a tarantula hawk, did you see it? – I didn’t see it, no. – [Mark] Oh my gosh,
I hope he gets it. Careful! (adventurous music) He’s gonna get it. He sees it. (Coyote screams) What happened? Go, go, go! – [Coyote] (screams
in pain) Oh no! – [Mark] What’s wrong,
did you catch it? – Yeah I caught it! But the bad news is I caught something else too. – Oh my goodness. That is the worst cholla
spike I’ve ever seen. – Hold on a second, hold on,
– Oh my gosh – I don’t wanna get stung
by the tarantula hawk. – [Mark] Oh, they’re
all over you man! (Coyote screams) (adventurous music) – (Screams) Hold on a second,
let me get this under control. – [Mark] Oh my gosh. How you gonna get
all of those off? – Hold on, hold on. Cup him under there. – They’re all over here. – Oh, boy. That was not good.
– Oh my gosh. – Hold on, I’m like in them. Back up. Oh my gosh, man.
– They’re all over my legs. Oh my gosh, they’re
everywhere. Dude. – [Coyote] Okay. – [Camera man] Did you get
the tarantula hawk at least? – I did, I did, I caught
the tarantula hawk, but… – [Mark] They’re all over me. (Coyote grunts in pain) Oh my gosh that’s the worst. That’s the worst cholla
attack I’ve ever seen. – Oh guys this is bad. – That’s really bad. – How many are on my back? – A lot. Maybe like 10. One on your foot. – Oh man, the one on my
arm’s really hurtin’. Well you know in that
instance when you need to catch the animal, you
don’t really think about it. You just make the
catch, and I did. I caught the tarantula hawk. – [Mark] Where is
it, by the way? – I wrapped it up,
it’s in the net. It’s right over there. Oh my gosh, okay. Well, I guess there’s a
lesson to be learned here. Always watch where you’re going, and you guys have seen me get pricked in the hand
before by a cholla. This, might as well
get a little education in while we can.
(inhales sharply) This is a teddy bear cholla. Watch it, you’ve got
’em on your feet. There are jumping cholla, and
there are teddy bear cholla. This is the teddy bear variety, and it is not soft and
cuddly like a teddy bear. Mark, I got a multitool on
the side of my pouch here. – [Mark] Alright. – Put your camera down. – [Mark] Okay. – Chance, you keep filming this, Mark I’m gonna need your help,
man, I can’t move my arm. – [Mark] Alright,
hold on a second. – Get the multitool,
off of there. (groans) I feel like a
pincushion right now. If you’re out here
in the desert hiking, and you wander into a cholla, they say you can use a hair comb to get cholla off of you. But, as we know, I
don’t have any hair. So I don’t usually
carry a comb with me. But I do have a multitool. And, yeah there we go, alright get these ones off my boots. Yeah those ones,
those don’t hurt. Those are into the rubber
and the side of my keens. If you guys thought getting
quilled by a porcupine was bad, this hurts so much worse. Oh, my leg! (groans) – Try to do it in
one sweep. One, two! (screams) Oh that hurt! – You alright? That’s one. – Oh, man! This is like pulling off
the worst bandaid ever. Alright, yeah. (Mark screams) Oh, no! (laughs) Now it’s in your hand! – Coyote?
– Yeah. – Why do you always get
me in these situations? – Sorry, man. – Okay, hold on. (groans) Nope, nope don’t shake ’em off. You don’t shake ’em off. – No, no don’t shake it off. Here, why don’t you
put the multitool, – Hold on.
– Can you get it off yourself? – Yeah, yeah, hold on. – Oh, guys we are… – (Inhales) It keeps
getting worse, the weight, it’s like going in there. – Yeah, it’s not fun is it? – Alright, like a bandaid? – Like a bandaid. (Mark screams)
(Coyote laughs) – Oh my gosh that hurts. – Imagine what I’m
going through right now? – Oh my gosh it feels so
much worse for you right now. – Oh, first blood, first blood. – I’m gonna be a lot
more careful now. – Okay. (inhales) – Nervous now. (Coyote screams) – Let me, hold on, let
me explain to you guys why this hurts so much. This is not just like
a needle or a pin going into your skin. The end of these spines,
and the spines on the cholla are nothing more
than modified leaves, but they have barbs,
microscopic barbs on their ends. So every time we pull one off, it is yanking out chunks
of skin and flesh. Wow this one in my arm
is going to hurt so bad. It is so deep in there I
almost can’t squeeze my hand. – Alright, I think
I gotta get this. I’m afraid you’re gonna
get hit in the face. So I don’t want that. They’re so sharp. (Coyote screams) (Mark laughs) Sorry, man. – Did you get it? – Did it come off?
– No. – No? Oh my gosh. – Alright. Ready, ready? – Yeah, yeah. (gasps) – Oh, no, it just kind of
fell down and stuck in again. Dude I am so sorry. (breathless gasp) Oh my god. – [Chance] What was that noise? – I don’t know! It hurts so bad! – This one’s gonna be bad,
I’m gonna get this one. – Ow! Did you get it? – [Mark] Yeah I got that one. Let me try and get this one. (Coyote screams) Alright, I’m gonna
get this one I think. And then pull back at me? – [Coyote] I guess so. (screams) Yoinks! Think we gotta get
this big one out first and that one last
because I’m afraid you might flick
that one at my face. And I think this
one’s gonna come out because you can pull it
that way and I can… – [Mark] Okay, can you
just put your arm out? (Coyote gasps) Oh, no you can’t. – Oh, I can barely move my arm,
it’s like it’s hit a nerve. I’m having trouble
like squeezing my arm. – [Mark] He casts
off, one two three! (Coyote screams and exhales) – Oh, wow! That one hurt. I’m glad we save this
one for last though ’cause I don’t think this
one’s in there that deep. Not as deep as that one. – [Mark] That’s brutal. Alright, let’s
get this last one. – Alright, last one, last one. Let me turn it like that
so you don’t get it. Don’t hit my face. – [Mark] One, two, three go! (Coyote screams) – Get it? (screams) No, ouch! – [Mark] That was in there. Whew, that was excitement. – Wow, guys. That was seriously intense. But the good news, wait here. (laughs) Woo! Come here, buddy! – [Mark] You got it. – I got it! And then that there,
that is a tarantula hawk. – [Mark] Whoa, careful. – [Coyote] No, I know, we gotta
be careful not to get stung. Didn’t expect to make this, I mean what are we gonna
call this, an On Location? – [Mark] Yeah. – Yeah, I guess this
is an On Location, Us out here trying to
catch a tarantula hawk, made the catch but fell
into a teddy bear cholla. (slow-motion grunts of pain) Gosh that one hurt! Nothing like having an epic
ending to an awesome day here in the Sonoran Desert. I’m Coyote Peterson. Be brave, stay wild, stay away from
the teddy bear cholla, we’ll see you on
the next location. Woo, we got it! I just caught a tarantula hawk, which is said to have the
second most painful sting in the insect kingdom. I think we all know what’s
going to happen next. And don’t forget,
subscribe so you can join me and the crew on our
next big adventure.

100 thoughts on “EXTREME Cactus Attack!

  • October 18, 2019 at 6:50 pm
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    Cyotte:ahhhhhhh help plz
    Camrar man: o my sooooo many 🌵 especially
    Me:WHAT THE FRIG MAN HELP HIM

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  • October 18, 2019 at 6:54 pm
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    Here you go a 🌵 for you
    DUDE GET IF OFF ME why do you get me in this
    Because I don't care

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  • October 18, 2019 at 8:47 pm
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    5:10 clicker from the last of us.

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  • October 18, 2019 at 9:00 pm
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    That was crazy!!!

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  • October 18, 2019 at 9:07 pm
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    Pretty much how it feels to be waxed! XD

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  • October 18, 2019 at 9:31 pm
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    Damn, i don’t know how he doesn’t curse when things like that happen. I would have curse enough to make up a new language

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  • October 18, 2019 at 9:50 pm
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    Yes

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  • October 18, 2019 at 10:36 pm
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    (Mark pulls off Cholla Cactus) Coyote) [Breathless Gasp] Mark: Dude what was that noise?!

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  • October 18, 2019 at 11:25 pm
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    When you cut yourself be like…..

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  • October 18, 2019 at 11:50 pm
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    He gets up like nothing ever happened after the spikes were out😂

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  • October 19, 2019 at 12:31 am
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    Coyote:AHHHHHHHH
    MARK:YUP THATS ONE

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  • October 19, 2019 at 1:17 am
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    Hi I’m Coyote Peterson and to were hunting down animals to force them to bite me and every dezse possible

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  • October 19, 2019 at 1:59 am
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    Oof

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  • October 19, 2019 at 3:09 am
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    Coyote:AH! How many are in my back!?. The dude: like… ALOT. lol oof

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  • October 19, 2019 at 3:43 am
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    cheese

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  • October 19, 2019 at 4:10 am
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    Boiii

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  • October 19, 2019 at 4:11 am
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    Do you no what I love about coyote, it’s that he can have so many thing pulled out of him and so many things biting and stinging him and he never ever swears.

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  • October 19, 2019 at 4:13 am
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    At least it’s not the bulett ant

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  • October 19, 2019 at 4:44 am
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    gets attacked by cacti

    Coyote: Hey! I caught the tarantula!

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  • October 19, 2019 at 5:56 am
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    Brave man take the pain no pain no game

    👇 Click here for none on you

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  • October 19, 2019 at 6:41 am
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    0:22 loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooooooooooooooooooo

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  • October 19, 2019 at 7:28 am
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    What is a Tarantula Hawk? I assumed it was a spider, but it looks like a flying insect.

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  • October 19, 2019 at 8:14 am
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    Mark/CameraMan: Did it get ya?

    Also Mark/CameraMan: 3:29

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  • October 19, 2019 at 10:45 am
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    So many cacti….

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  • October 19, 2019 at 2:36 pm
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    Minecraft: "DOES NOT HURT"

    REAL LIFE: "OUCH"

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  • October 19, 2019 at 2:41 pm
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    if this was on the side of a path you can only imagine what the tourist or locals would be thinking

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  • October 19, 2019 at 2:46 pm
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    its really bad to see you getting hurt

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  • October 19, 2019 at 2:59 pm
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    All though I’m not a wild life expert or biologist I don’t often go haunting for animals and live it Australia all though there aren’t any native species of cacti in Australia to my knowing but there are invasive species and I’ve had a run with a cactus before it happen when I was chasing a bearded dragon (fairly common in Australia and native lizard) and the sand that I was running on was a bit to lose and I slipped and got a small cactus in my right arm I don’t know what species it was though I didn’t worry about it much because the cactus was really small and the pricks on it weren’t very large so I don’t hurt that much especially because bandages on my arm from where I had sprained it a couple weeks ago (I jumped out of tree when looking for bird nests)

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  • October 19, 2019 at 3:01 pm
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    oh mah god, kids be careful in the Desert

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  • October 19, 2019 at 3:27 pm
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    When hulk gets injured 7:14

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  • October 19, 2019 at 4:09 pm
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    Ouch😫

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  • October 19, 2019 at 4:57 pm
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    7:09
    HULK SMASH !!!!

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  • October 19, 2019 at 7:04 pm
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    Do it with sea erchens

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  • October 19, 2019 at 7:22 pm
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    I feel you one day I was outside with my dog's there names where my and Marley and Pewe do Pewe was in the cacti some was on his fur then I put my hand in him brushed him off with my hand it hurt I had twenty spikes in my hand

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  • October 19, 2019 at 7:22 pm
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    I'm a girl by the way

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  • October 19, 2019 at 7:56 pm
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    Your so flipin OMG so so so FLIPIN BRAVE

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  • October 19, 2019 at 7:59 pm
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    I'm a kid u know

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  • October 19, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    Xdd

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  • October 19, 2019 at 9:52 pm
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    If I were u I would be dead already

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  • October 19, 2019 at 11:05 pm
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    I went hiking in senora back in 2015. Did the exact same thing, only difference being I was following this huge aphonopelma chalcodes and wasn't looking were I was going, tripped off a rock and got a bunch of these in my leg. Hurt like crazy

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  • October 19, 2019 at 11:33 pm
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    Let's get an F in the chat

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  • October 19, 2019 at 11:58 pm
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    At 7:11 look at eyes

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  • October 20, 2019 at 12:13 am
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    everybody:O.M.G EWWW ITS GROSS. AHHHH NOOOO…..
    Me: Aww its so cute. (ends up getting one in a tank) awwww..

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  • October 20, 2019 at 12:25 am
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    Are you ok😭😭😭😭😭😭🥡😭😭😭

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  • October 20, 2019 at 12:29 am
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    3:35 Coyote, why do you always get me in these situations?
    LOL

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  • October 20, 2019 at 12:31 am
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    5:09 Coyote has fully leveled up his Dolphin instincts

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  • October 20, 2019 at 1:05 am
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    Mm mm mm (u.u)! Kids watch your step in the desert because you might come across what coyote came across (。ŏ﹏ŏ)

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  • October 20, 2019 at 1:09 am
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    When coyote was in so much it was life they were pulling on his ear or pulling out his leg or arm hair ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

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  • October 20, 2019 at 1:12 am
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    Ladys , gents and everyone in-between can we get a F in the chat

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  • October 20, 2019 at 1:28 am
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    Omg wath the heck is that

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  • October 20, 2019 at 2:13 am
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    Coyote Peterson: if you guys think being curled by a porcupine, this hurts, so much worse

    Me: because it’s a cactus

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  • October 20, 2019 at 2:57 am
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    I am just watching this and I feel it too!!!

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  • October 20, 2019 at 3:46 am
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    this is the most intense asmr ive ever seen

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  • October 20, 2019 at 4:21 am
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    Sad cactus noises

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  • October 20, 2019 at 5:10 am
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    I beard if you smile or yell or brings down pain a tiny bit.
    Heard*

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  • October 20, 2019 at 5:52 am
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    5:10 we discovered a new species of rattlesnake!

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  • October 20, 2019 at 7:48 am
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    The Bad News is that he is going to get Stung by the Tarantula Hawk Aswell🤦🏼‍♂️

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  • October 20, 2019 at 8:12 am
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    "wow.. That.. Was seriously intense..

    BuT tHe GoOd NeWs

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  • October 20, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    3:17
    Coyote: screaming in pain
    You alright?

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  • October 20, 2019 at 10:28 am
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    "Careful!" famous last words, Mr Jinx.

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  • October 20, 2019 at 12:35 pm
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    So funny I watched this since it was 2018 15 times

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  • October 20, 2019 at 12:43 pm
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    Coyote Peterson: Wait I don't want to get stung by the tarantula hawk
    Me: bruh you waited all day to get the tarantula hawk and to get stung by it

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  • October 20, 2019 at 12:43 pm
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    you sound like a dino

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  • October 20, 2019 at 1:47 pm
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    he made a dinosaur voice LOL

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  • October 20, 2019 at 6:05 pm
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    You gotta stop stinging yourself for views. Screw these people

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  • October 20, 2019 at 6:21 pm
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    😱😱🙀😰🌵

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  • October 20, 2019 at 6:24 pm
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    Screaming in pain “what happened “ *keeps filming seeing cactus on him

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  • October 20, 2019 at 6:27 pm
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    The guys face at 3:14

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  • October 20, 2019 at 7:53 pm
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    Imagine getting jumped by a bunch of cacti and one of them says ‘spike spike spike spike’
    rough translation: ‘steal that man’s tarantula hawk’

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  • October 20, 2019 at 7:54 pm
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    5:05 New jurassic park looks great

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  • October 20, 2019 at 8:57 pm
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    He is in pain but gives education .

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  • October 20, 2019 at 9:59 pm
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    6:44 " Give me you're money!"

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  • October 20, 2019 at 10:36 pm
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    Are you ok cyoty Peterson

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  • October 20, 2019 at 10:55 pm
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    Is that the desert

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  • October 20, 2019 at 11:30 pm
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    Who else was laughing the whole time

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  • October 20, 2019 at 11:39 pm
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    My sister had one cholla, just one, in her foot and she was screaming bloody murder and couldn't walk for a few minutes… MY GOD MR PETERSON HOW ARE YOU ALIVE???

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  • October 21, 2019 at 1:05 am
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    It’s a a clicker from The Last Of Us

    5:11

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  • October 21, 2019 at 1:17 am
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    “How you gonna get all those off”

    BRUH HELP HIM OUT TF ARE YOU DOING STANDING THERE

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  • October 21, 2019 at 1:18 am
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    Oh that must hurt

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  • October 21, 2019 at 1:41 am
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    A new movie idea. Attack of the cactus

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  • October 21, 2019 at 2:39 am
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    He gets a cactus stuck in his body and is glad that he captured the tarantula hawk

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  • October 21, 2019 at 2:57 am
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    😂

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  • October 21, 2019 at 3:17 am
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    Did that hart

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  • October 21, 2019 at 3:18 am
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    🤗

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  • October 21, 2019 at 3:19 am
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    Thos biches

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  • October 21, 2019 at 3:50 am
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    6:01 just look at his face..

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  • October 21, 2019 at 4:28 am
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    How many times have you been to the hospital

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  • October 21, 2019 at 5:18 am
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    all i have to say that happened to me before and the pain is mainly the sting when the cacti enter and exit. when it stays in their its not bad. I remember when i had to use a multi tool to get one out of my ankle and my friend used a stick to help get it out of my feet, leg, and butt.

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  • October 21, 2019 at 5:35 am
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    I caught it
    the cactus caught me

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  • October 21, 2019 at 6:47 am
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    7:11 taking that one hard dump be like

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  • October 21, 2019 at 6:54 am
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    Imagine if he falls into the teddy bear thing again right when hes about to leave

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  • October 21, 2019 at 8:45 am
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    When ever i see u get hurt i squeeze my headphones

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  • October 21, 2019 at 8:50 am
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    FREE DEFLATINGNBALLON NOISE 5:55

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  • October 21, 2019 at 8:57 am
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    Wow that hurts dude. One like if u dont want pain. And commet if u want the pain.

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  • October 21, 2019 at 9:03 am
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    5:13 what is that noise

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  • October 21, 2019 at 10:04 am
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    Hahahahaha jumping cactus hahaha so funny, so much funnier when taking them out🤣😂🤣😂🤣 cant even count how many times this happened to my friends and me haha made my day seeing this haha

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  • October 21, 2019 at 10:34 am
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    5:11 coyote's mating call

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