Key & Peele – Black Ice


[dramatic music] – GOOD EVENING, ST. PAUL. IT’S YOUR CITY NEWS AT 5:00.
I’M JAMIE THRONEBURG. – AND I’M MARCY WHITCHURCH. WINTER WEATHER ADVISORIES
ARE IN EFFECT ACROSS CENTRAL MINNESOTA
TONIGHT. WITH MORE ON THAT,
WEATHERMAN ISAAC LABUDA. ISAAC. – THANKS, MARCY. A MAJOR SYSTEM
IS ZIPPING ACROSS THE REGION. OUTSIDE TEMP RIGHT NOW,
8 DEGREES, BUT IT FEELS LIKE 20 BELOW. JAMIE. – WELL, STAY OFF THE ROADS
IF YOU CAN, FOLKS. LOTS OF REPORTS
OF BLACK ICE. – OOH, YOU GOT TO WATCH OUT
FOR THAT DANGEROUS BLACK ICE. IT’S TRANSPARENT AND SNEAKY.
HARD TO SEE BLACK ICE. – THAT’S RIGHT, MARCY. KEEP YOUR LOVED ONES SAFE
AND WARN THEM TO STAY OFF THE STREET
TONIGHT BECAUSE OF MENACING,
LIFE-ROBBING BLACK, BLACK ICE. – ISAAC. – WE HAVE CHANNEL 17’S
FIELD REPORTER, DARREN HEPNER, WITH MORE. DARREN? – YEAH… I’M STANDING OUT HERE
AT HISTORIC RAMSEY HILL, WHERE THERE ARE CURRENTLY
NO CARS ON THE STREET DUE TO, UH… HAZARDOUS
DRIVING CONDITIONS. – DARREN, ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT BLACK ICE? – THAT’S RIGHT. – OOH, JEEZ,
IT’S FRIGHTENING JUST TO EVEN SAY
“BLACK ICE.” – IT’S SCARY, TRICKY,
RUTHLESS STUFF, THAT BLACK ICE. A PERFECTLY SAFE NEIGHBORHOOD
CAN BE SUDDENLY TERRORIZED BY THE APPEARANCE
OF BLACK ICE. – WELL, ONE MUST
KEEP IN MIND THAT, JUST BECAUSE BLACK ICE
LOOKS DIFFERENT THAN WHITE ICE, IT DOESN’T MAKE IT
ANY MORE DANGEROUS. ALSO, ONE MUST REMEMBER HOW HARD IT IS
FOR BLACK ICE TO SURVIVE, WHAT WITH THE AUTHORITIES
TRYING TO DESTROY IT WITH THE SNOW PLOWS
AND SALT TRUCKS, BUT BLACK ICE PERSEVERES. – UH-HUH, THAT’S RIGHT.
THAT’S RIGHT. AND AS YOU CAN SEE
RIGHT NOW, THE CITY
IS BEING CONTROLLED BY LOTS
OF OPPRESSIVE WHITE SNOW, MAKING IT HARD
FOR ALL PEOPLE TO ADVANCE. AND WE DON’T HEAR
MUCH “NEWS” ABOUT THAT, NOW, DO WE? – NO, WE DO NOT! – WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
BROTHER DARREN. – BUT LET’S BE HONEST–
BLACK ICE IS THE REAL MENACE. LAST NIGHT I WAS IN
A PERFECTLY SAFE NEIGHBORHOOD, WALKING AWAY
FROM AN A.T.M. MACHINE, WHEN BLACK ICE
JUST SNUCK UP ON ME AND PRACTICALLY ROBBED ME
OF MY BALANCE. – OUCH. THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE
SOMETHING BLACK ICE WOULD DO. – WELL, I JUST HOPE THAT FOLKS
WATCH OUT SO THE WHITE SNOW DOESN’T BLIND THEM
AND KEEP THEM FROM SEEING WHAT’S REALLY GOING ON. – ALL I’M SAYING
IS I CAN’T THINK OF A SINGLE CHRISTMAS SONG
ABOUT BLACK ICE. LOTS OF CHEERFUL, UPLIFTING
SONGS ABOUT SNOW, SO… – [laughs]
WELL… FOR THE RECORD, BLACK ICE
NEVER ASKED TO BE OUT HERE. – NO, IT DID NOT! – IT’S A PRODUCT
OF THE ENVIRONMENT. – OOH, HALLELUJAH! – IN FACT, BLACK ICE
DIDN’T LAND ON THE ROAD. THE ROAD
LANDED ON BLACK ICE! – WHOO! AMEN! – OKAY. NEXT UP, WHY IS AMERICA
BEING RUINED BY BLACK PEOPLE? [tense music]

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Black Ice

  • January 11, 2019 at 8:17 pm
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  • September 25, 2019 at 4:41 pm
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    Iโ€™m mixed race and I would be like oH HELL NAHHH

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  • September 25, 2019 at 5:21 pm
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    I love Arden, sheโ€™s so cute

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  • September 26, 2019 at 10:22 am
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    For real though, when that slush freezes, it does turn into black ice. It's an absolute death trap.

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  • September 26, 2019 at 1:22 pm
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    Lmfao black ice wtf and also the ending lol

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  • September 26, 2019 at 1:24 pm
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    Yooo this is Hilarious 3:02. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰

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  • September 26, 2019 at 8:08 pm
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    How about those Mexican storm systems coming in from the south and making it harder for people to get to their jobs?

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  • September 26, 2019 at 8:17 pm
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    I love this show so much haha

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  • September 27, 2019 at 7:19 pm
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    wooooooo Hallelujah ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • September 28, 2019 at 12:23 am
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    โ€œWhite Snow creates Black Ice….โ€
    โ€œBlack Ice is a product of White Snow….โ€

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  • September 28, 2019 at 1:09 pm
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    They never say black ice they said black guis

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  • September 28, 2019 at 2:43 pm
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    First time me seeing key and peele on the same side.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • September 28, 2019 at 6:48 pm
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    I lost my crap at the end

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  • September 28, 2019 at 7:41 pm
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    Because dey cockroaches

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  • September 28, 2019 at 7:44 pm
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    No one made the r6 joke

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  • September 29, 2019 at 5:29 am
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    Black Ice, the woman reporter seemed like she loved to keep saying that for another reason ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • September 29, 2019 at 7:40 am
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    Over 50 percent of their content is just about them being black.

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  • September 29, 2019 at 3:25 pm
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    Fuckk racists

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  • September 29, 2019 at 7:22 pm
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    โœ– 8 see ways happening here with y'all ๐Ÿ˜

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  • September 29, 2019 at 8:56 pm
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    All that white snow is degrading the fertile brown soil

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  • September 30, 2019 at 9:24 am
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    What about Brown Ice??

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  • September 30, 2019 at 12:45 pm
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    Omg. Im genuinely annoyed at the anchor people even tho this is a sketch

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  • September 30, 2019 at 8:47 pm
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    will always be funny af ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • October 1, 2019 at 9:25 am
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    "Yeahhhhhhhhhhh"

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  • October 1, 2019 at 3:42 pm
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    If only Miley Cyrus was on that wrecking ball ๐Ÿคฃ

    I don't know why but I feel like it would've been hilarious๐Ÿ˜…

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  • October 1, 2019 at 6:35 pm
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    That expression kills me hahaha

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  • October 1, 2019 at 6:40 pm
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    โ€œBlack ice never asked to be out hereโ€ fucking killed me

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  • October 1, 2019 at 8:37 pm
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    perfect summary of black history in america, great metaphors lol

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  • October 2, 2019 at 8:40 am
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    when you take the term "black ice" way to seriously

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  • October 2, 2019 at 11:29 am
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    I love me some black guys in my m-

    Fuck

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  • October 2, 2019 at 8:40 pm
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    This premise is so genius lmao . Black Ice sounds a lot like โ€œblack guysโ€

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  • October 3, 2019 at 3:56 pm
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    She has great Breast !

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  • October 3, 2019 at 7:15 pm
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    Just by reading these comments…white ppl fucked up a funny skit with their habitual hating and racists ass ways…
    Now whats funny is that whites made this skit very true…first they are discrete with their hate and then they just come out full blown racist and savage…
    The funniest part of this skit is at the end when the news caption say "black ppl ruined america" lmao

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  • October 3, 2019 at 10:01 pm
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    How embarrassing it is๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • October 4, 2019 at 12:14 am
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    13% and yet 50%

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  • October 4, 2019 at 2:05 am
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    Non English speaker here, so black ice sounds like black guys?

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  • October 4, 2019 at 2:44 am
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    โ€œWell thank u very much, brother Darrenโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • October 4, 2019 at 3:19 am
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    Black ice black guys lol

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  • October 4, 2019 at 4:55 am
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    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • October 4, 2019 at 5:31 am
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    Woman news person has a dumb face

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  • October 4, 2019 at 7:58 am
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    Its funny cause they are black

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  • October 4, 2019 at 9:12 am
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    I guess only white snow can produce special snowflakes.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 3:13 pm
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    This is hilarious because they really are acting like the news anchors in Minnesota ๐Ÿ˜‚.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 4:05 pm
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    Oh how brave, another joke about race. Who would have guessed . It's not like black comedians use race in 99 percent of there jokes.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 6:32 pm
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    She looks like the female version of that guy from Hot Tub Time Machine 2

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  • October 4, 2019 at 6:32 pm
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    She looks like the female version of that guy from Hot Tub Time Machine 2

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  • October 4, 2019 at 6:36 pm
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    Hey!!! Minnesota! I live there!

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  • October 4, 2019 at 11:28 pm
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    When people try to make everything into a racial discussion.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 11:53 pm
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    The proper term is African American Ice!

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  • October 5, 2019 at 12:19 am
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    4.6K dislikes??

    That sounds exactly like something Black Ice would do…

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  • October 5, 2019 at 5:51 am
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    brROthA daRIN

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  • October 5, 2019 at 1:07 pm
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    Next up… swarms of "Africanized" bees are coming for you!

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  • October 5, 2019 at 1:52 pm
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    Ice Cube's real name is Black Ice?

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  • October 5, 2019 at 6:47 pm
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    Itโ€™s always funny when they make jokes about black ppl ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • October 5, 2019 at 7:34 pm
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    THE PICTURE OF THE BLACK ICE, LMFAO!

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  • October 5, 2019 at 10:02 pm
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    I almost think they're not talking about weather.

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  • October 6, 2019 at 4:29 am
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    That girl at the beginning is theasame person who played Dixie Sinclairโ€™s mom on intisable

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  • October 6, 2019 at 10:53 am
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    The dislikes are from 'black ice'.

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  • October 6, 2019 at 5:15 pm
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    The "robbed me of my balance" is the best line in the whole thing

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  • October 6, 2019 at 5:33 pm
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    Iโ€™m dead

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  • October 6, 2019 at 6:27 pm
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    That sounds exactly like something black ice would do.

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  • October 6, 2019 at 7:19 pm
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    Who were the other actors in this skit? the news readers?

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  • October 6, 2019 at 10:12 pm
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    They didn't need to do that scene where Peele is lifting weights. Lol๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • October 7, 2019 at 12:12 am
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    Just realized Black Ice sounds like Black Guys ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • October 7, 2019 at 12:43 am
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    Why wouldn't I love racism injected into the weather?? Comic GOLD.

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  • October 7, 2019 at 1:47 am
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    ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ

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  • October 7, 2019 at 6:09 am
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    1:12 Whites tryna blame blacks for everything and calling us dangerous even tho we donโ€™t do shit until provoked, come on white racists comment some racist bullshit fact or something ๐Ÿ˜€

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  • October 7, 2019 at 8:50 am
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    That last question was a really good one everyone needs to ask, on TV news and otherwise.

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  • October 7, 2019 at 9:22 am
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    john snow has left the chat

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  • October 7, 2019 at 12:08 pm
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    All gangsta till the white girl says black ice robbed her

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  • October 7, 2019 at 3:44 pm
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    black ice even sounds like (black-guys)

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  • October 7, 2019 at 8:03 pm
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    The show is so ignorant they're turning a real natural occurrence of black ice into a racial situation. When are you fucking retards going to realize even if it's a joke that keeps it going.

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  • October 7, 2019 at 8:39 pm
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    โ€œItโ€™s 8 degrees, but feels like -20โ€

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  • October 7, 2019 at 11:43 pm
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    This is African American and I am offensive

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  • October 8, 2019 at 2:40 am
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    lol hahaha my nickname in junior high was snow white

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  • October 8, 2019 at 5:02 am
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    For once I just want a top comment pls

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  • October 8, 2019 at 5:08 am
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    Blacguys

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  • October 8, 2019 at 8:32 am
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    Say "black ice" fast. Sounds like "black guys" ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • October 8, 2019 at 11:40 am
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    Enunciation of "black ice" sure sounds like "black guys" to me, spot on ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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  • October 8, 2019 at 12:26 pm
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    something about her figure that make her tits look bigger than they actually are.
    helpful comments, right? ๐Ÿ˜€

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  • October 8, 2019 at 3:06 pm
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    Black ice Matters!

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  • October 8, 2019 at 3:44 pm
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    Took me a while to get it

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  • October 8, 2019 at 4:45 pm
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    Other word for black ice..

    N ICE
    NICE
    yes, that's right..

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  • October 8, 2019 at 4:54 pm
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    The girl was epic in her expressions

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  • October 8, 2019 at 6:42 pm
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    Ouch..

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  • October 8, 2019 at 7:33 pm
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    The fact that I live in Minnesota and this is true is just funny

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  • October 8, 2019 at 7:46 pm
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    My favorite skit to this day!

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  • October 8, 2019 at 9:21 pm
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    Black guys persevere

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  • October 8, 2019 at 10:34 pm
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    Black guys ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • October 8, 2019 at 11:57 pm
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    Black ice logo , lol but what she said at the end oh boy..

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  • October 8, 2019 at 11:58 pm
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    She said black ice is transparent though… so??

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  • October 9, 2019 at 12:01 am
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    I can answer the last question for the black demographic:
    1. Largest single motherhood rate.
    2. Largest incarceration rate for violent crimes.
    3. Largest high school dropout rate.
    4. Largest support for Democratic policies.
    5. Largest number unemployed and on welfare.

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  • October 9, 2019 at 5:39 am
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    His face says it all 0:51

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  • October 9, 2019 at 6:14 am
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    I love the news anchors face at 1:55 hahaha blissfully ignorant of what's happening ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • October 9, 2019 at 6:58 am
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    5 o'clock – new episode of Fox news

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  • October 9, 2019 at 7:59 am
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    yawa 100 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • October 9, 2019 at 8:23 am
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    God,that's the most whitest people I've seen my whole life.

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  • October 9, 2019 at 12:37 pm
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    Is she the female version of Adam Scott?

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  • October 9, 2019 at 1:43 pm
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    Watch what your saying, cos if u say black ice like black guys, u ded boi.

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  • October 9, 2019 at 1:47 pm
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    The joke is on Key and Peele, Minneapolis/St. Paul, is no longer safe from Black Ice. Our Ice are 75% Black.

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