Mindy Kaling’s Speech at Harvard Law School Class Day 2014

[APPLAUSE] MINDY KALING: Thank you, Connie. Good afternoon, everybody. Graduates, parents,
faculty, this is really such a
remarkable day– obviously for you,
but also for me. Because after spending a life
obsessing over True Crime, the impossible happened. I was asked to speak at the
Harvard Law Commencement and accept an
honorary legal degree. Yes, isn’t that
the American dream? Me, Mindy Kaling,
daughter of immigrant– ERIC JORDAN: So there’s
no actual– you’re not getting a– just not happening. MINDY KALING: I’m not? OK. [LAUGHTER] OK. So apparently, there is a
little miscommunication. I am no longer Mindy
Kaling, Esquire, Attorney at Law, Comedian, Actress. I’m just– that’s cool. No, I’m just supposed to stand
up here and give funny remarks. And then I’m
supposed to sit down. That’s OK. That doesn’t seem fair. But that’s OK. I’ll do that. I know what you’re
probably thinking. Mindy Kaling– why
did they ask her? She’s just a pretty
Hollywood starlet. What does that quadruple
threat know about the law? Sure, she seems really down
to earth, and pretty in, like, a totally accessible way. And yeah, she was on People
magazine’s most beautiful people list this year
and also in 2008. But what intelligent
remarks could she possibly make about the law? She’s probably too busy
doing shampoo commercials. But I’m not too busy. In fact, I would kill to
do a shampoo commercial. So if anyone from
L’Oreal is out there, please just Snapchat
me after this. But I’ll have you know, I
do know a ton about the law. Because I sue everybody. [LAUGHTER] And excuse me, there is a burger
named after me at Bartley’s. And they have
guaranteed me that is going to be there until another
tertiary member of the cast of The Office gets
their own TV show. And they don’t just name
burgers after anyone there. Noted chef Guy Fieri has one. Noted drunk driver
Justin Bieber has one. [LAUGHTER] OK? So that’s pretty good company. Thank you. Look, I get it. On the surface, it
would appear that I am an unconventional
choice to speak here today. To be honest, I don’t
know much about the law. I graduated in 2001
from Dartmouth College– AUDIENCE: Woo! MINDY KALING: Thank you. That man is drunk. [LAUGHTER] –an academic institution
located in lawless, rural New Hampshire, where,
when you arrive, you are given a
flask of moonshine and a box of fireworks. And you are told simply
to, quote, “go to town.” [LAUGHTER] Except there is no town. There is only a forest and
a row a fraternity houses that smell like urine. [LAUGHTER] Actually, little know fact–
Dartmouth has a law school. It’s just one semester. And its coursework is entirely
centered on how to beat a DUI. [LAUGHTER] But I am not here to extol the
virtues of the Dartmouth Red Bull School of Law. I’m here to talk to you. So even though I
have no idea why I was asked to speak here
today, I prepared this speech very carefully, the
way that any good Dartmouth-educated
graduate would. I drank a 40 of Jagermeister. Then I called my dad to see
if he would get me out of it. He’s here today. He could not get me out of it. So I tried to hire
a college freshman to write it for me in
exchange for a $200 gift card to Newbury Comics. That didn’t work out. Finally, seeing that I
absolutely had to do this and couldn’t get out of
it, rolled up my sleeves, sat down at my
computer, and tried to buy a commencement
address off of
movingcommencementspeeches.com. My credit card was declined. So I had to write
the thing myself. And here we are today. There are many, many
distinguished speakers who have spoken here today. I am sharing the stage with
Preet Bharara, US Attorney for the Southern
District of New York. We’ve heard what
a great guy he is. In 2012, he was named
by Time magazine as one of the 100 most
influential people in the world, which apparently,
they’re just giving out. [LAUGHTER] According to Time, he
has battled terrorism, as evidenced by his conviction
of the Times Square Bomber. He’s crippled international
arms dealers, drug traffickers, and Dublin financial fraud. Clearly, Harvard
wanted you to see the full range of what
India can produce here. [LAUGHTER] Mr. Bharara fights finance
criminals and terrorism. I meet handsome men in cute
and unusual ways on television. And next season, my character
might get a pet puppy. So is one more important
than the other? Who can say. [LAUGHTER] Dean Martha Minow is here. She has fought for
women, families, refugees and is a champion for education. She has published over 15 books,
such as Not Only for Myself– Identity, Politics, and Law. Dean Minow and I
have a lot in common. I, too, wrote a
book, as you know. It was called Is Everyone
Hanging Out Here Without Me? You can buy it right around
the corner at Urban Outfitters, next to a book called The
Marijuana Chef’s Cookbook. [LAUGHTER] So I digress right now. What I really wanted to say
is that I am extremely honored to be with such a
spectacular gathering of very smart and dedicated people. This graduating class has three
Rhodes Scholars, 11 Fulbright Scholars, and four members
of the Peace Corps. This group before
me is bristling with ambitious young
people, many of whom have already started
charities and philanthropic organizations. And now, with this diploma
in hand, most of you will go on to the
noblest of pursuits– like helping a cable company
acquire a telecom company. [LAUGHTER] You will defend BP from birds. [LAUGHTER] You will spend hours arguing
that the well water was contaminated well before
the fracking occurred. [LAUGHTER] One of you will sort out
the details of my prenup. A dozen of you will help me
with my acrimonious divorce. And one of you will fall
in love in the process. I’m talking to
you, Noah Feldman. [LAUGHTER AND CHEERS] And let’s be honest,
Harvard Law is the best of the Harvard
graduate programs. OK, I can say this. We’re amongst friends, OK. The Business School
is full of crooks. The Divinity School is just
a bunch of weird virgins. [LAUGHTER] The School of Design is
like European burnouts. And don’t get me started
on the Kennedy School. What kind of degree do you get
from there– public policy? OK, right. You mean a master’s in boring
me to death at a dinner party. I’m sorry. Let’s just be honest. The Med School is just a
bunch of nerdy Indians. I can say that, by the way. Hey, hey, I can–
Preet can say that. The rest of you–
you are out of line. That is racial. How dare you? [LAUGHTER] But I digress, again. I think I’m just really
excited to be here. The real reason I am
here is, as Connie said, I am obsessed with justice–
not so much with the law, but with justice. Actually, in my mind,
law is that pesky thing that often gets in
the way of justice. I believe in the Clint
Eastwood school of the law. An eye for an eye? I don’t think so. That solves nothing. You take my eye, I take
your life, my friend– [LAUGHTER] –OK, in a dual,
Aaron Burr style. I don’t want your stupid eye. For what, my eye collection? You’re dead. [LAUGHTER] Yes, duels are the
first thing that you learn when you enter my
graduate program, the Harvard School of Vengeance. But again, that is not what I
came here to talk to you about. That’s for the reception after. We can talk about that more. The Harvard Law
School crest, which you can see in front
of you, has the word “veritas,” which means
“truth” in Latin. I know this because
though I have been known as Mindy
my whole life, my first name is actually
Vera, which also means “truth.” It’s true. It’s actually too boring
to make that fact up. And if you look at
the crest, you’ll notice that under
this hallowed word, there are three
bunches of asparagus. [LAUGHTER] Because asparagus is the
tallest and the proudest of the vegetables– the pillar
of the vegetable kingdom. And it’s– it’s like the Lat– OK that is not asparagus. That is– that is
wheat, which makes also not a ton of sense, either. [LAUGHTER] OK, well that was like
three pages of my speech. [LAUGHTER] Nope– OK, that was– that’s
a call back to asparagus. I have this really funny
run about Hollandaise. You’ll never get to hear that. You know, this isn’t
going anywhere. I’m going to move past
trying to make sense of your crest, which
makes no sense. Harvard Law has an incredible
number of illustrious alumni. President Barack Obama attended
Harvard Law– or so he says. Elle Woods went here, from
the trenchant documentary, Legally Blonde. [LAUGHTER] It’s a very moving film. Dean Minow, you
should check it out after you read my
book, actually. Six of the nine
Supreme Court Justices are graduates of Harvard Law. The other three, I don’t
know where they went. I think it was, like,
University of Phoenix. I’m not sure. [LAUGHTER] No, no, no. As we all know, they
attended your friendly rival, Yale Law School. OK, let’s just–
can we take a moment to talk about this
rivalry, everybody? I know that you have a
chip on your shoulder. OK? Yale Law is always number one. And you are always number two. Sometimes Stanford
comes in there, bumps you down to number three. But listen. Let me tell you something. From where I stand from
an outsider’s perspective, here’s the truth:
you are all nerds. [LAUGHTER] OK? All of you. Except here’s the difference. The only difference
is that you are the nerds that are going to make
some serious bank, all right? Which is why I’m here today– [LAUGHTER] –to marry the
best-looking amongst you. [LAUGHTER] And back to this beautiful
diploma– this Harvard Law degree. It’s not just a piece of paper. You can do whatever
you want now, and this institution will
follow you everywhere. OK? If you kill someone, you are
the “Harvard Law Murderer.” [LAUGHTER] If you are caught in a lewd
act in a public restroom, you’re the “Harvard Law
Pervert,” my friend. [LAUGHTER] And then you can
represent yourself. And you’ll probably
get acquitted. Because you went to Harvard. In fact, the only
downside of this degree is when you run for
Senate, you will have to distance
yourself from it to seem more like
a regular person. You’ll tuck in
your flannel shirts into your freshly pressed
jeans that you just bought. And still, this institution
is going to haunt you. No matter how many
diners you eat at, no matter how many guitar solos
you do with Rascal Flatts, you are Harvard to the grave. You won’t be able to buy a
pickup truck rusty enough to distance yourself from
this place, all right? Mitt Romney– he preferred
to be known as the Mormon Guy to distract himself
from his Harvard past. Now I’d like to get a little
serious for just a moment. I am an American
of Indian origin whose parents were
raised in India. My dad is actually here. They met in Africa,
emigrated to America. And now I am the
star and the creator of my own network
television program. The continents traveled,
the languages mastered, and the standardized
tests prepared and taken for over and over again,
and the cultures navigated are amazing, even to me. My family’s dream about a
future unfettered by limitations imposed by who you know and
dependent only on what you know was only possible in America. Their romance with
this country is more romantic than any romantic
comedy that I could ever write. And it’s all because
they believed, as I do, in the concept of the
inherent fairness that is alive in America
and that here, you could aspire and succeed. And my parents believed
that their children could aspire and succeed
to levels that could not have happened anywhere
else in the world. And that fairness
that my family and I have come to take for
granted– and all Americans take for granted–
is, in many ways, resting on your
shoulders to uphold. You represent those who will
make laws and effect change. And that is truly
an amazing thing. And more than any of the
others graduating this week from Harvard, what you decide
to do in the next 5 to 10 years will affect the rights
of people in this country in a fundamental way. I’m now at the part
of my speech where I am supposed to
give you advice. And I thought, what advice
could I give you guys? Celebrities give
too much device. And people listen
to it too much. In Hollywood, we
all think that we are these wise advice-givers. And most of us have no
education whatsoever. Actresses can become
nutritionists, experts in baby care and
environmental policy. Actors can become governors,
pundits, or even high-ranking officials in religions made up
a mere 60 years ago. [LAUGHS] [LAUGHTER] For two years, I have played an
obstetrician and gynecologist on TV, and damned if I don’t
think I can deliver a baby. So then I was
thinking, well then, who should be giving advice? And the answer is
people like you. You’re better educated. And you’re going to go
out there in the world, and people are going to
listen to what you say, whether you’re good or evil. And that probably scares you. Because some of you
look really young. [LAUGHTER] And I’m afraid a couple
of you are probably evil. That’s just the odds. [LAUGHTER] And to be honest, it scares me. Because you look like
a bunch of tweens. I mean, this is ridiculous. Look at these kids
in these suits. So please, just try to be the
kind of people that give advice to celebrities, not
the other way around. You are entering a
profession where, no matter how bad the
crime or the criminal, you have to defend the
alleged perpetrator. That’s incredible to me. Across the campus, Harvard
Business School graduates are receiving diplomas. And you will need to defend
them for insider trading, or possession of
narcotics, or maybe both if Wolf of Wall
Street is to believed. And the thing I find
most fascinating is that you are responsible
for the language of justice, for the careful and
precise wording, and all those boring
contracts that I sign while I watch
Real Housewives. You wrote the terms
and conditions that I scroll through
quickly while I download the update
for Candy Crush. Terms and conditions
are the only things keeping us from the
purge, everybody. I don’t read them. I just hit Accept. iTunes may own my
ovaries, for all I know. [LAUGHTER] “Employees must wash their
hands before returning to work.” A lawyer wrote that. “You have the right
to remain silent. Anything you say can and
will be used against you in a court of law.” A lawyer wrote that. “Mindy Kaling may not
come within 1,000 feet of Professor Noah Feldman.” A lawyer wrote that. [LAUGHTER] These are protections
that we take for granted. Your dedication to
meticulous reading is a tedium that I
find just so admirable. You take words,
and you turn them into the infrastructure
that keeps our world stable. The seductive Southern
lawyers in John Grisham novels get all the glory– your
Noah Feldmans of the world. But the rest of you,
you form the foundation of our day-to-day lives. It’s back-breaking. And often, there’s
not much glory in it. And in that way,
a lot of you will become the quiet
heroes of our country. However, those of
you who go on to work for Big Pharma
and Philip Morris, you will be the
loud anti-heroes. And someone is certain to make
an AMC series glamorizing you. So congratulations. [LAUGHTER] But basically, either
way, you can’t go wrong. I look at all of you and
see America’s futures– attorneys, corporate lawyers,
public prosecutors, judges, politicians, maybe even the
President of the United States. Those are all positions
of such great influence. Understand that
one day, you will have the power to
make a difference. So use it well. Thank you, graduates. Thank you faculty, parents,
professors, families, everyone. Thank you. Thank you,
movingcommencementspeeches.com. Congratulations. [APPLAUSE AND CHEERS]

100 thoughts on “Mindy Kaling’s Speech at Harvard Law School Class Day 2014

  • December 20, 2014 at 5:24 am

    I bought her book for Christmas. Glad I did!

  • December 21, 2014 at 6:19 am

    America and fairness……………………..seriously. 

    Fairness not found anywhere else? It's found in many places…one is NOT America.

  • December 22, 2014 at 3:50 pm

    She is funny, intelligent  and cute.

  • December 28, 2014 at 5:14 am


  • January 8, 2015 at 10:05 pm

    This girl is legally, blonde… don't you think?

  • January 17, 2015 at 12:05 am

    That was incredible, I love Mindy so much

  • January 17, 2015 at 6:45 am

    I'm so happy she saw an Elle Woods moment and took it.

  • January 19, 2015 at 2:44 am

    Is this the best that Harvard Law could have done for the class of 2014?!

  • January 28, 2015 at 6:04 am

    I enjoyed and laughed numerous times during the entire speech; I love Mindy Kaling, she's smart and funny.  The only problem I have with this speech was I expected more seriousness and more advice from her since this is Harvard Law School 😛 haha it just seems like she was doing another acting episode here.

  • February 2, 2015 at 5:45 pm


  • February 5, 2015 at 4:33 pm

    she's a comedian? pretty surprising since i didn't even crack a smile once 

  • February 15, 2015 at 11:05 pm

    Congratulations, Harvard. Cool, man. Like, I think, like, you know, cool.

  • February 20, 2015 at 1:03 am

    mindy is great #iwannabelikeher  #lol #muah funny beautiful and BOSS!!! 

  • March 4, 2015 at 2:05 am

    Hahaha love this speech.

  • March 11, 2015 at 10:42 pm

    Love her speech! She is funny and smart.

  • March 14, 2015 at 8:06 pm

    Peliculas romantically en español

  • March 20, 2015 at 4:20 pm

    This was meh. her show is my favorite on tv but she tried too hard with this one.

  • March 29, 2015 at 6:35 am

     I believe that American gender-feminists are going to keep pushing more and more perversions and "manufactured statistics Alliances" into state law enforcement, and state law enforcement are going to keep "taking the federal pork"…until we reach the point that hetero-sex becomes such a legal liability that American guys are going MGTOW…just to not be harassed by law enforcement.

  • March 31, 2015 at 11:35 am

    God Mindy is absolutely brilliant.

  • April 2, 2015 at 11:17 pm

    Mindy Kaling is so down to earth. I really admire her personality, even after such success.

  • April 16, 2015 at 8:46 am

    I love this speech. I love Mindy so much. And she really is inspiring.

  • April 18, 2015 at 5:37 pm

    Goes to Harvard, but doesn't know how to give an excellent speech. Constantly looks at her notes, and tries hard to make the audience laugh.

  • April 29, 2015 at 3:57 am

    Connie is not enjoying the first 5 minutes of this speech! HAHA

  • May 1, 2015 at 2:31 am

    "A couple of you are probably evil. That's just the odds."

  • May 3, 2015 at 11:42 am

    Is it just me getting distracted by the girl in the bottom left hand corner

  • May 11, 2015 at 5:46 am

    Can someone please explain the Noah Feldman references to me? clueless

  • May 22, 2015 at 6:35 am

    Fantastic Mindy!

  • May 24, 2015 at 4:57 pm

    Good job.

  • May 24, 2015 at 5:26 pm

    "You take my eye, I take your life" rofl 😂

  • May 24, 2015 at 6:39 pm

    9:47 –  10:11 was golden

  • June 1, 2015 at 5:01 am

    Watching the reactions of the woman behind her is almost as entertaining as Mindy's speech.

  • June 2, 2015 at 5:25 pm

    Yikes! I wouldn't be able to listen to her voice for a whole speech.

  • June 4, 2015 at 10:36 pm

    No way she wrote that speech. If I graduated from Harvard, I would be pissed if this was my commencement speaker.  Why must we pander to Hollywood?

  • June 11, 2015 at 9:17 am

    It does look like asparagus. Can't unsee.

  • June 16, 2015 at 10:37 am

    It's Kelly Kapoor, the Business Bitch!

  • June 22, 2015 at 11:13 pm

    Her life is so dramatic and I love it.

  • July 6, 2015 at 4:29 am

    This speech made me forget that I'm not a Harvard law graduate 🙁

  • August 1, 2015 at 2:30 pm

    Great job Mindy 🙂

  • August 7, 2015 at 3:19 pm

    This is hysterical! Love Mindy :'D

  • September 29, 2015 at 2:50 pm

    Came her because of her new book lmao.

  • October 8, 2015 at 4:31 am

    Love her !!!

  • November 8, 2015 at 2:46 pm

    Mindy is awesome

  • November 30, 2015 at 11:16 pm

    god she's hilarious

  • December 30, 2015 at 8:18 am

    is it weird that I actually searched the website at 3:48?

  • January 7, 2016 at 2:29 am

    "law gets in the way of justice" this. is truth.

  • January 24, 2016 at 1:54 am

    The "Dartmouth Red Bull School of Law" 😆😆

  • February 17, 2016 at 7:11 pm

    "I attended the Minority Executive Program this summer at Yale. You guys, I'm like, really smart now." – Kelly Kapoor

  • February 29, 2016 at 3:31 pm


  • May 19, 2016 at 5:08 am

    i love her but she stole some of andy's 'honourary degree/rag on a faculty member' bit

  • May 31, 2016 at 12:13 am

    holy shite noah feldman is a dream

  • June 3, 2016 at 3:07 pm

    A little easier to take you seriously when you can get through your paid appearance at a college graduation without plugging your shitty book. It's a little ironic when you then go on a rant about why we should not listen to people like you who get paid to talk about things they don't understand and peddle their horseshit so they don't have to do anything with actual meaning in their lives.

  • June 3, 2016 at 10:30 pm

    She's so humble. She's so talented It's rediculous

  • June 6, 2016 at 10:07 am

    Don't know who she is. I can say that one thing she is not is a public speaker. This was the best choice for Harvard?

  • June 20, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    Mindy is just the best!! this was hilarious and touching.

  • September 11, 2016 at 4:58 pm

    Potato face

  • September 27, 2016 at 6:41 am

    She copied some of Andy's and Leslie's parts of their commencement speeches.

  • October 10, 2016 at 1:12 am

    I only came here because it's Harvard Law School and already I'm starting to regret it.

  • October 14, 2016 at 3:26 am

    I love her so much
    I laughed my a off but I cried when she started talking about her parents immigration!
    She's awesome!

  • December 7, 2016 at 11:11 pm

    Mindy K rocks!

  • December 13, 2016 at 12:40 am

    jus love Mindy Kaling

  • December 29, 2016 at 8:35 am

    This was really funny

  • January 13, 2017 at 9:35 pm

    Why can't I like this video?

  • January 16, 2017 at 9:39 pm

    Mindy is the cutest!

  • January 17, 2017 at 6:21 pm

    Aaron Burr, give us a verse drop some knowledge

  • February 22, 2017 at 9:41 am

    I like Mindy too. She's  beautiful, funny, and inspirational. Beside the fact that she is awesomeness-I want to be a lawyer. And Harvard Law school is a great law school; nonetheless, the out standing Law Professors, and the wonderful resources that are available aren't the revelation of my future. My faith and action, my abilities and determinations  as well as hard work determines what kind of lawyer I will be as well as every future lawyer.

  • March 1, 2017 at 6:08 am


  • March 3, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    I died at the asparagus bit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼

  • March 20, 2017 at 11:07 am

    i have always been a straight A student and am always left in awe of this beautiful Female who just blends logic, intelligence and humour so effortlessly 😊😊

  • March 21, 2017 at 5:40 am

    Love her! She's inspirational

  • March 21, 2017 at 8:41 am

    looks like she took the 'minority executive training program'

  • April 11, 2017 at 6:32 pm

    i ❤️❤️❤️ mindy!!!

  • July 20, 2017 at 8:13 am

    Ryan used me as an object.

  • August 6, 2017 at 11:31 pm

    this reminds me of cecily strong's speech at the correspondents dinner…
    or does cecily strong's speech at the correspondents dinner remind me of this…?

  • August 8, 2017 at 6:30 am

    Name dropping Aaron Burr pre-Hamilton craze

  • August 10, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    It is deplorable, disgusted that a foreigner will come here to exploited our laws and nation. My grandparent fought for this country 1940 in WW2 to help continue our freedom.PFC US ARMY AIR FORCES WORLD WAR II——- None of Mindy Kaling or any of her family secure of freedom of our country but she and her family enjoy the glory.
    All Asian have a country to return to; that is what the black race can not do because of slavery in America.The slaves descendant of America has no other nation to return to.the country try to help out the black who suffer here in America and our country try to correct the past history of our nation. The Black suffer under Jim Crow law, not the Asian.
    The reporter Know that All Asian and Indian; Asian like this man has a sovereign nation they and came to America to steal on the gains the black fought for and got affirmation action 1965. This man is a fraud and abandons his country that he have access to all of the universities in India. This is what no black American has no access to and /or do not give any opportunity to the slave's descendants to attend for free like they get from America. This Man Have a NATION to return to and is their citizen that came here to suck up all of our resources. White men should come before any of them.

    Africa is a continent and no one can tell me what part do I belong to plus my grand parents fought in all of America wars for this country. Never is my grandfather PFC US ARMY AIR FORCES WORLD WAR II- NONE of his family but weep the glory of America

  • August 19, 2017 at 2:10 am

    Love Mindy so much!

  • September 8, 2017 at 1:08 pm


  • October 14, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    why Did that guy shuussh her?

  • October 14, 2017 at 7:53 pm

    7:03 Yes thank you much!  you take my eye I take your life my friend.

  • October 22, 2017 at 7:28 pm

    i loved it … lol …

  • October 25, 2017 at 5:52 am

    Bragging to much. Urgh.

  • October 25, 2017 at 5:53 am

    And not even funny.

  • October 25, 2017 at 5:53 am

    Don't like you. You brag to much about yourself. Who does that? Ewww. And that is not funny or attractive.

  • November 20, 2017 at 6:54 am


  • December 26, 2017 at 5:09 am

    She's right, you know.

  • January 15, 2018 at 12:53 pm

    good speech

  • March 1, 2018 at 8:53 pm

    The woman behind her is not enjoying this at all. Mindy is amazing.

  • March 29, 2018 at 6:47 pm

    OMG Kelly is so smart!

  • March 30, 2018 at 12:33 pm

    And the left 4head never moved…

  • May 13, 2018 at 7:10 am

    LMAO…..Mindy classic….very funny!!!!

  • May 14, 2018 at 1:32 pm

    She stole jokes from Andy Samberg

  • May 26, 2018 at 9:13 pm

    Not funny nor enlightening. Waste of time and space.

  • June 22, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    Here is the outside perspective: “you are all nerds”😂

  • September 9, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    She needs to come to Dartmouth Med School too!!

  • September 16, 2018 at 11:18 pm

    I want to go to mindys Harvard school of vengeance

  • December 5, 2018 at 6:40 pm

    Damn, I would be depressed if she spoke at my commencement.

  • December 23, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    Indians roxxxxx

  • May 1, 2019 at 1:14 am

    Wonderful speech !

  • May 30, 2019 at 4:05 am

    Ramble ramble ramble. Does she have one coherent thought in that 💀.

  • July 7, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    Andy Samberg did the same joke about the honorary degree.


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