I’m not just any invigilator, but very strict. Heard that the question paper is tough? How would I know, Sir? If anyone brought slips, hand them over to me now! We didn’t bring them to give you… So you kept a Slip, mentioning where the other slips are! It is me who is going to correct your papers! I will see you all soon Hey, it seems today is the corrections day I am seeing these stunts from my birth! So, my dear scriptwriters, shall we start? Yeah, go ahead… Ooo, he heard it this time too.. Hey, youth icon, are you worried? I’m not worried about me, but for you… Oh, is it? You better cut off your extras Can you guess our first contestant? It’s Stylish Dheeru, come here boy Why do you have karcheifs tied all over your body? Do you have a running nose? No sir, I have been selected for a movie Ooo, do we have to bear that too, What’s the name of the movie, btw? ‘Alladisthaa’ (will shake and shock you) Okay, let us see how good you shook the paper with your answers What is this man? You have written ‘STYLE’ here ‘STYLE’ is my God sir Okay First question, What is modern physics? Modern physics can be explained in a modern way What is modern? Modern is nothing but style. Who is style? I am the style So I am the modern physics. Hence proved. Oh.. that means you are calling yourself the modern physics? Yes sir Second question What is mass energy? What is mass? Mass is nothing but class. Who is in class? Style is in class Who is style? You are the style. Here you go What do I do with this (‘Style’/100) sir? Those are style marks, my son! What are these man? They might not have stuck well sir What do you mean by sticking man? Huh! What are these? huh? Had to stick them due to insufficient time Amazing talent. Go, come next year, Zero for now! Sir!! At least give me marks for what I have written Oh.. so you are confident about the written part? Yes sir, I’m very confident Go ahead, read it out Quantum mechanics is… Ah, never mind sir… R.E.A.D… MMM..! Every bike mechanic knows this answer But I can say proudly that I do not know the answer Because I am not a mechanic. I am an engineer Nooooo Re-re engineer Heyy… how many did you get bro? 35 (Typical Indian praising) -35 (Typical Indian realisation) My dear youth icon.. come.. come.. Sir, please give some random marks as like… Will you come here? Or shall I courier this to your home? ‘Thermodynamics’ is divided and explained in two parts Aahh? is it? Why did you break this like a Titanic Ship? I have stick them back in the end sir ‘Thermo’ is nothing but ‘Dharmam’ (equity) in telugu Dynamic is nothing but dynamic in english One who does ‘Dharmam’ dynamically is ‘Thermodynamics’ That’s why I warned you before, to give some random mark Do you think this is a Housey game? to give random marks Sir, you are not obeying equity Hey, what are you talking? We write answers as we like, but you are correcting them, which no one likes. This is not equity sir Anyways, Why not obey your equity, here you go… Sir, what is this ‘DHARMAM’- equity, sir? Yeah, that too in a dynamic way Next Aaah, how come this paper is already corrected? Hey, who the heck corrected his own paper? Why are you yelling, sir? Huh, nothing, was just curious to know who corrected… If you don’t mind, can you come here once? Could I ask you a question? Sure, you have that freedom! Why did you correct your own paper? Who prepared for the exam? You! Who wrote the exam? You only! Then, who should correct the paper? Of course, you.. You got your answer, see! A small request from my end Hmm Could you please use red ink from the next time. otherwise I would get caught by the principal Sure sir Ah, Sure, eh? Which supplement exam, did you write today? Chemistry sir Oh, you are done with the exam right? Take those off Oh Sorry sir Among these 3 papers, which one is yours? I think this one sir… You T.H.I.N.K! Ha Oh, to whom should I give the marks for the other two papers? To you? or to the others? If possible give those marks to me sir, otherwise, your wish Okay, Let us see what have you written Gauss Law is the the why we when how hello he is she then thus this those this dash it how is itt Thus this when shall
pull fish prawns?!! Are you Eminem’s brother, to write RAP? It happened, just like that Just like that! Sir, at least give 1 mark per page Sure, why not? Here, take it Sir, Where are the marks? Put on the 3D glasses man, you would then see Sirrrrr You come next year again. Write supply. Then I pass What is thermal energy? The thermal energy is the energy that comes from the heat The faster the particles move, the more is the heat generated Woah, may I see the gem who has written this? It’s me, Sir! Oh, so is it you my dear! Please come… Shame on you all boys, learn from this girl. She is outstanding Read it fully and you will be out-standing What is Hooke’s law? Hooke’s law can be defined as the energy that comes from the heat is Hookes’ law and faster the particles move the more the Hooke’s law is generated. What is quantum theory? Quantum theory is the that comes from the heat And this is the quantum theory What is p-n junction diode? The p-n junction diode is the heat energy that comes from the energy of heat What are these lyrics? They are not lyrics, it’s Physics Great lady!! You should be sent to Mars explorations… Hey Durga, How many did you get? 6 – 6 Come bro .. come bro ..come bro… sit by my side bro Thermsibiphilia Quantum chilakottia Hey.. The beginning letter and the ending are fine, but what did you mess up in between? Sir, this is just a warm up sir.. You will understand from the next page sir… Thermodynamics is nothing but Prabhas lifting shivalingam is highlight?! Shivagami did a very well and Tamannah is beautipul I trusted Kattappa, but he killed Baahubali, which is tearful Graphics are modable. Rajamouli stamp is powerful Hmm.. rightt, exactly..!! ‘As long as you are by my side, no one can fail me in exams’ #Jai Physicsmathi!! Is this an answer or a movie review? Sir, please pas me sir… I would transfer money in PayTM Money – PayTM – Pass you? Sir, this is sorrowful Stop it, you bloody fool First tell me what are you thinking of yourselves? One writes what he feels.. one writes what he likes… and then there is one who keeps rapping the answer One writes then thus this dhum..dhadel.. One says, he is only Physics! first tell…te..tell me.. What is your gut? You think whatever is the crap, We give you marks? It is becuase of our trust that you would pass us irrespective of what we write sir I’m cancelling this exam.. Come prepared tomorrow, I’ll conduct another one tomorrow I am seeing these stunts from my birth!