Can you guys even think? One writes what he likes One likes what the other writes One copy pastes the question paper And the other writes “then-this-thus-dhum-dhadle-Rafa Nadel” One says he himself is physics Do I look like a hutch-puppy? To pass your exams for all the crap you write? It is our mutual understanding sir, Whatever we write, you pass us I am cancelling this exam Come prepared for a fresh exam tomorrow [Enlightened Music] Come buddy, lets start tearing the text book! It is this tearing got our lives torn What the heck! Lets start, we don’t have time TIME!! Do you remember? We were given a full year of time to study But what are we doing? Tearing slips! (Proudly) Puppy shame on us bro! At least once, lets study and write exams sincerely without copying Did you fall upside down? Buddy, all these years we got caught by our teachers. Its big time we start using our petty brains and earn our SELF-RESPECT! YES! I second you. Lets march! Mom, I have an exam tomorrow! Don’t switch on the TV and disturb me Lets see who will switch on the TV first… Hello? Phone: Hey, Kohli just started batting! Is it? Yay! Chillax, let me start after an hour What do you want? No hurries… Let him go first. I will wait. Tell me now, what do you want? As you can see the page numbers here… Just need a simple Micro-xerox Darn!! YES!! Respect? Self-Respect?! Lets do what we are best at! Hey brother! What are these Micro-xerox’s for? Project work bro!! Huh? Even I did so many projects like these and finally set up this shop! What the clock!? It is six already… “If you see this video, You will be shocked” Oh?! It is a must watch then! * Salman Khan is getting married* This time all answer papers should be in range!!! Bro, Shall we start? Think logically. We don’t have the time. You study two chapters. I’ll study another two. You study the remaining two. Ten in the night we will share our enlightenment You are super Genius. Done! Yes man, this time lets score 100 marks! First, lets get pass-mark! I think this question might come? Yeah Looks like this is important Is it? We got this last year This is the only question I wrote last year This one is for sure shot Ten marks guaranteed question! Two marks question This one too Also this… This one too… Yo this is sure! Yeah… that’s my boy! C’mon.. fast up.. c’mon. More… morer… morest… Tear those too Dude, lets save some time! I will tear, you fold Ha… such intelligence Hahaha… So funny! I am really shocked! Not surprised! Let us start after dinner. I saw something like this somewhere!? Such a delightful enlightened throwback! I think I am sleepy. So one should sleep I will wake up like a good boy at 3 AM and study Talking in the phone: Roses are red, violets are blue… Sugar is sweet so, who are you? What the alarm! I slept just now, how come it is 3 already? Lets wake up at 4 AM Lets sleep for 1 more hour and lets wake up afresh. Just an hour more. Fair deal To be honest, I think I know all the answers. Just a glimpse is enough. Lets wake up at 6 AM Its bloody 6. It won’t be wise if I sleep now! What the!? Its 7! When did I sleep again? Holy mother of physics I think I will fail by 1 mark At least, I will see the side headings! My dear God! Please Pass me… I will come to Tirupathi God, if I pass the exam, I will donate to your temple God…gawd…gaaaawd! God…make sure I write well. I will come to Madurai! I will come to Puri Varanasi Badrinath ISCKON Rishikesh Shiridi Bangkok! Which God stays there? God is everywhere ma! This time I have pinned all my slips to my jean… Not even CID can find Finally I’ll pass in finals Welcome kids! Feel like home… Ma?! Uncle?! Brother?! He booked us big time Real big time Did I write my exam or not?